THINGS I’VE LEARNED NOT TO DO WHILE MAKING PANCAKES:
- DON´T TOUCH THE PAN TO MAKE SURE IT’S HOT
(that’s a bandaid by the way)
- DON’T LEAVE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR FINGER WHILE THERE´S STILL A PANCAKE IN THE PAN
SUPER COOL BAND NAMES:
Alan Titchmarsh and the Chipmunks
Egg and the Nogs
Imagine Drag Queens
Arnold Schwarzenegger and the Chipmunks
Journey To The Centre Of Your Dad
Rabbits With Vendettas
Dajo’s Dream Doge
Marilyn Mon Row Row Row Your Boat
Looking Around My Room For Shit To Name A Band After
Spongebob Meme Indonesia
Alvin and the Chippy Monks
Bees are nature’s 3D printer
Fucking bees are the best.
Fuck yes they are.
what the actual fuck bees. why are you engineering geniuses
Martin Freeman at The Olivier Awards.
Your face, sir.
Well this is the cutest thing ever.
[me talking to my friends who know more about a series than i do]
"i reALLY LIKE THIS CHARACTER!!!!!!!!! … do they die i BET they fucking die"
IM LAUGHING SO MUCH HE’S LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF HUMAN TRASH
omfg “don’t jump to conclusions” this little fuck
very relevant text post
i searched his tweet history for ‘sorry’ and all that came up was ‘sorry no vines lately’
robots - 100% mechanical, no organic or living parts
androids - robots that are designed to look human-like (100% mechanical)
cyborgs - organic/living thing with added mechanical or cybernetic parts
made this transparent
I love you, sea pancake.
yes, two chances to reblog sea pancake twice in one night. excellent.
Friendly reminder that the doves in the Efteling (Netherlands) are either gray, white, pink blue or green.
They are tame birds and painted with animal friendly dye. They are painted 4 times per year. They used to bathe them in the paint, which didn’t actually harm the animals but made them drowsy for a few days, but later animal welfare decided they could only be painted with brushes. The German factory that sold the paint went bankrupt and the Efteling bought all of their remaining paint.
The painted doves are less likely to be attacked by birds of prey, so this method is also used by pigeon fanciers. It’s animal friendly and looks very cute so I thought I would share.