VERY IMPORTANTE


ibelieveinmartinfreeman
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THINGS I’VE LEARNED NOT TO DO WHILE MAKING PANCAKES:

  1.  DON´T TOUCH THE PAN TO MAKE SURE IT’S HOT

    image (that’s a bandaid by the way)

  2. DON’T LEAVE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR FINGER WHILE THERE´S STILL A PANCAKE IN THE PAN

    image
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dajo42:

SUPER COOL BAND NAMES:

Alan Titchmarsh and the Chipmunks
Wet Mustard
Egg and the Nogs
Imagine Drag Queens
Potassium Vibrator
Arnold Schwarzenegger and the Chipmunks
Journey To The Centre Of Your Dad
Rabbits With Vendettas
Dajo’s Dream Doge
Marilyn Mon Row Row Row Your Boat
Looking Around My Room For Shit To Name A Band After
Spongebob Meme Indonesia
Alvin and the Chippy Monks

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nautical-constructs:

killa-kelly:

emilet:

1los:

Bees are nature’s 3D printer

Fucking bees are the best.

Fuck yes they are.

what the actual fuck bees. why are you engineering geniuses

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getlestrade:

notmydate:

Martin Freeman at The Olivier Awards.

Your face, sir.

Well this is the cutest thing ever.

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dajo42:

[me talking to my friends who know more about a series than i do]

"i reALLY LIKE THIS CHARACTER!!!!!!!!! … do they die i BET they fucking die"

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trinitylaughs:

dutchster:

phanistheshit:

princessdaisyofficial:

IM LAUGHING SO MUCH HE’S LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF HUMAN TRASH

omfg “don’t jump to conclusions” this little fuck

very relevant text post

i searched his tweet history for ‘sorry’ and all that came up was ‘sorry no vines lately’

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ROBOTS AND CYBORGS ARE NOT THE SAME THING

kkaito:

robots - 100% mechanical, no organic or living parts

androids - robots that are designed to look human-like (100% mechanical)

cyborgs - organic/living thing with added mechanical or cybernetic parts

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cloudydrake:

cloudydrake:

arcaneseamstress:

nymphominatrix:

made this transparent

image

I love you, sea pancake.

yes, two chances to reblog sea pancake twice in one night. excellent.

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friskygrandma:

I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!! BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!

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cockles-take-the-wheel:

(transcription by caughtinholyfire)

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ambeer6:

Friendly reminder that the doves in the Efteling (Netherlands) are either gray, white, pink blue or green.

They are tame birds and painted with animal friendly dye. They are painted 4 times per year. They used to bathe them in the paint, which didn’t actually harm the animals but made them drowsy for a few days, but later animal welfare decided they could only be painted with brushes. The German factory that sold the paint went bankrupt and the Efteling bought all of their remaining paint. 

The painted doves are less likely to be attacked by birds of prey, so this method is also used by pigeon fanciers. It’s animal friendly and looks very cute so I thought I would share.

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tomfighter:

goodbye pants.

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