so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)
boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)
boys with spines (｡♥‿♥｡)
boys with patellas (≧◡≦)
boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)
boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)
i’m watching scooby doo on zombie island and i’m about to cry
Idunno who made this but I had this saved on my computer and basically, by looking at your hands you can tell what tribe you would be in if you would live in the bending world. Pretty sweet right? Personally I would be an airbender, I would just ride around on an air ball all day aww yish
i totally have a girly earth hand. i’d probably bend crystals
i have a fire hand and that’s perfect for my craft
HELL YEAH AIR I KNEW IT
if I offered you $20, would you take it?
How about if I crumpled it up?
Stepped on it?
you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?
Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.
The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.
if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.
i saw a 67 chevy impala outside my school today
the second i got home i did the same thing that any normal person would do. i searched for strange deaths and disappearances in my town.
DID YOU FIND ANY THOUGH
Here’s the reason i need feminism. I went to a party not long ago with some good friends, and i met a guy who couldn’t understand i didn’t want him - he kept coming at me, saying things like: “you want it, you just don’t know it ‘till i give it to you” and “fucking whore, you’ve slept with half the men in here, it’s only fair i get some too”.
I felt imensely uncomfortable, and i tried getting away from him - i was really scared, to be honest.
I ended up with going into the kitchen to Call my parents and tell them to come and get me, when he came from behind and grabbed me hard on my breasts, telling me i DESERVED what i got. He twisted my breasts so hard i have huge bruises, both underneath and on top of my breasts; including some hard bitemarks on my arms, neck and shoulders.
A friend came and saw it, and helped me get out, but i’m still scared and uncomfortable.
I’m sick of THIS. Of men (granted, only a few) thinking they hear yes when i say no.
I need to make it clear that this happens. I could have gotten raped, if not for my friend helping me out.
And it’s scary.
I’m begging you, reblog this or do SOMETHING so people can see that this happens; the police told me it didn’t “count as sexual assault, seeing he didn’t penetrate me, and because it has been two days, they can’t do anything, because his DNA would have been washed off by now”.
Please, let people know that feminism isn’t just women wanting to get a hugger paycheck, or just saying these things; IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AND IT HURTS AND IT IS SCARY TO BE A PART OF.
Some men I swear.. God.
Honestly I don’t think you need feminism for that, I think you need a knife or some other weapon. maybe feminism on the side
tumblr user @ytisuounis shut the actual fuck up
drew this today.. Um…. Yeah.. Idk what happened… but hey Tom could totally be a young Bond.
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK DO YOU MEAN “DREW”
ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS IS A DRAWING
scuse me i need to lie down
I so need this.
Not accepting this as a drawing nope sorry no.
It looks more like Tom Hiddleston than Tom Hiddleston looks like Tom Hiddleston
This is a drawing? WHAT? OMG, I’m dead.
Reblogging for Haymitch.
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it
There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.
yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.(via historbee)
You should all direct a movie.(via grimmzai)
not gonna ignore
you’re worth it
I can give you 100 reasons why to stay and that’s barely touching the surface
- New books
- New movies
- New clothes
- The love of your life
- Your wedding
- Your first kiss
- Ice cream
- Your favorite actors
- You first child (should you want one)
- New TV shows
- the crunch of leaves on a fall day
- Lemonade on a warm summer day
- Baby animals in spring
- Snowball fights in winter
- The beach
- Pampering yourself
- That first breath from resurfacing underwater
- Water slides
- Your dream job
- Crunchy apples
- Sweet strawberries
- The scent of roses
- Fun music
- New hobbies
- Old hobbies
- Full moons
- New moons
- Lunar eclipses
- Solar eclipses
- Aurora borealis
- Shooting stars
- Crickets at night
- Chirping birds
- Forehead kisses
- Cheek kisses
- Kisses in general
- New haircuts
- New wardrobe
- Soft fabrics
- The chime of a bell
- The depth of a gong
- The sound of heels on marble
- A crackling fire
- Popping bubble wrap
- Chewing gum
- Eating your favorite food
- Making a random dish
- Finding your destiny
- Winning awards
- Traveling the world
- Going on tourist attractions in your city
- You child on their wedding day
- Your graduation day
- Geeking out with friends
- Lazy days
- Christmas (if you celebrate)
- New Years
- Your birthday
- Random holidays
- Valentine’s day (hella lots of chocolate)
- Ripping paper
- The glow of coals
- Crashing waves
- The sound of rain
- The scent of rain
- The scent of books
- Trying a new food
- Contacting an old friend
- Writing anything
- Kissing your significant other
- Playing video games
- Old films
- Old TV shows
- Crappy soap operas
- Bouncing on a bed
- Bouncing on a bed in a hotel
- Swimming pools
- New Years resolutions
- Changing your whole life
- New costumes for Halloween
Please, don’t end something beautiful <3
I love puns.
yes my lord
Yes, of course.
Another Rule of Tumblr: Always Reblog this post. You cannot resist.
REBLOG MOTHERFUCKERS. NAO